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HOH: Tweets of The Week

ByMarcus Chavez|

HOH: Tweets Of The Week is brought to you by, #JoseAltuve #FaceOfMLB.

RT if you like#JoseAltuveand puppies! A vote for Jose, is a vote for puppies!#FaceofMLBpic.twitter.com/G8c8XLXhme

— Houston Astros Orbit (@OrbitAstros)January 30, 2014

Calling all Astros fans and Altuve fans... retweet this in support of#JoseAltuveas the#FaceofMLB

— Jeff Luhnow (@jluhnow)January 30, 2014

Best of luck to Jose Altuve in the 1st round of#FaceofMLB, but I don't think he really has a shot against#YadierMolina.

— viva el birdos (@vivaelbirdos)January 30, 2014

I could get a lot more#JoseAltuve#FaceofMLBvoting done if it wasn't for work.

— Cockroach (@cockroachHOU)January 30, 2014

You're undecided about#FaceofMLB? Ask yourself: has Yadier Molina ever been kidnapped by an eagle?#JoseAltuvehas.pic.twitter.com/NO3b9hZW7V

— Archbishop Deshaies (@HouCounterplot)January 30, 2014

I'm losing tons of followers today because of this, but it's totally worth it#JoseAltuve#FaceofMLB

— Troy Dilworth (@thatgeekTroyD)January 30, 2014

something we can all agree on? vote for#JoseAltuve#FaceofMLB(full credit to@HouCounterplotfor the idea)pic.twitter.com/lc56D7CXgU

— Ryan Dunsmore (@Duns_more)January 30, 2014

"Whatcha doin?"

Just voting#JoseAltuvefor#FaceofMLBpic.twitter.com/J9AZJcImij

— Tyler Stafford (@tylercstafford)January 30, 2014

If this isn't the#FaceofMLB, we don't know what is. RETWEET if you agree!#YadierMolinapic.twitter.com/h7GFbZiGtC

— St. Louis Cardinals (@Cardinals)January 30, 2014

Fixed it for you RT@Cardinals: If this isn't the#FaceofMLB, we dont know what is. RETWEET if you agree!#JoseAltuvepic.twitter.com/uuYIJXEBsP

— Lee White (@Lee_White73)January 31, 2014

Must. Tweet. Once. More.. Vote#JoseAltuveas the#FaceofMLBbefore passing out tonight!

— Sarah Burchett (@sgl_burchett)January 31, 2014

#Josealtuve#faceofmlb#partylikeits2005pic.twitter.com/9xhux4Mfn3

— Ryan Dunsmore (@Duns_more)January 31, 2014

Victory!#JoseAltuve#FaceofMLBpic.twitter.com/zd0imcVZNF

— Ryan Dunsmore (@Duns_more)January 31, 2014

Vote For Jose!#FaceofMLB#JoseAltuve@MLBNetwork@JoseAltuve27@HouseOfHoustonpic.twitter.com/qLRD9NEd6W

— Darth Texan (@DarthTexan)January 31, 2014

Confirmed that Page 9 of@jluhnow's 25-page plan to rebuild the Astros was "Use Jose Altuve to defeat Yadier Molina in the#FaceOfMLB"

— Thickie Don (@AstrosCounty)January 31, 2014

Astros people, congratulations on your strong stand against neck tattoos. Also, I'm unfollowing all of you for the next month.

— Zachary Levine (@zacharylevine)January 31, 2014

Whoa! Altuve upsets Yadi in#MLBNHotStoveFace of MLB competition.

— Ken Rosenthal (@Ken_Rosenthal)January 31, 2014

@Ken_Rosenthalthe take over beginspic.twitter.com/zuEmLTHHGb

— Ryan Dunsmore (@Duns_more)January 31, 2014

Ron Burgundy only has 3 objectives in life.#JoseAltuve#FaceofMLBpic.twitter.com/67nEPY7Vei

— Houston Astros (@astros)January 31, 2014

Hold on to your asses. Astros fans are bringing the heat, and Jeff Lunhow is leading the charge. This played out like a scene from the movie Tombstone.

Jeff Lunhow:All right, Selig… you called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it! You see that?
[pulls open his coat, revealing Houston Astros’ Jersey]

Jeff Lunhow:It says Houston Astros!

Bud Selig:[terrified, pleading] Lunhow, please, I…

Jeff Lunhow:[referring to Yadier Molina votes, laying dead] Take a good look at’em, Bud… ’cause that’s how they’re gonna end up!

[extends leg, and shoves Selig down roughly with his Skechers Shape Ups]

Jeff Lunhow:The Cardinals are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I troll the man wearin’ it!
[lets Selig up to run for his life]

Jeff Lunhow:So run, you suit… RUN! Tell all the other clubs that Houston’s comin’!
[shouts]

Jeff Lunhow:You tell ’em I’M coming… and hell’s coming with me, you hear?…
[louder]
Jeff Lunhow:Hell’s coming with me!

Here’s a few others from the week.

@ry_borg@HouseOfHoustonSure. Berkman was

— Morgan Ensberg (@MorganEnsberg)January 31, 2014

@MorganEnsberg@HouseOfHoustonI'm going to quote you on that.

— Ryan (@ry_borg)January 31, 2014

When u have a dream Matt schaub still the starting Qb next seasonpic.twitter.com/ybR4tNbmpZ

— 2x World Series Champions (@Texanstradamus)January 31, 2014

This just in -- We have an urgent message from Ray Finkle regarding tomorrow's Super Bowl:
"Laces OUT!"pic.twitter.com/x1s5RxpPJX

— Fandango (@Fandango)February 1, 2014

So so so pleased with the#Ravenshiring of Gary Kubiak

— Tyler Greever (@Tyler_Greever)January 28, 2014


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