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HOH: Tweets of The Week

By Marcus Chavez

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Hold on to your asses. Astros fans are bringing the heat, and Jeff Lunhow is leading the charge. This played out like a scene from the movie Tombstone.

Jeff Lunhow: All right, Selig… you called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it! You see that?
[pulls open his coat, revealing Houston Astros’ Jersey]

Jeff Lunhow: It says Houston Astros!

Bud Selig:  [terrified, pleading] Lunhow, please, I…

Jeff Lunhow:  [referring to Yadier Molina votes, laying dead] Take a good look at’em, Bud… ’cause that’s how they’re gonna end up!

[extends leg, and shoves Selig down roughly with his Skechers Shape Ups]

Jeff Lunhow: The Cardinals are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I troll the man wearin’ it!
[lets Selig up to run for his life]

Jeff Lunhow: So run, you suit… RUN! Tell all the other clubs that Houston’s comin’!
[shouts]

Jeff Lunhow: You tell ’em I’M coming… and hell’s coming with me, you hear?…
[louder]
Jeff Lunhow: Hell’s coming with me!
 
Here’s a few others from the week.
 

 
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