Mandatory Credit: Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports
The 2013 Holiday season is almost over. Which means we’re going to have to wait another year to hear/see/do the following:
– Some poor soul getting trampled at Walmart.
– The Houston Texans play a meaningful game in December.
– Struggling with candy cane wrappers.
– NBA Christmas Jerseys.
– Dodging the Salvation Army Santa.
– Andre Johnson holiday receipts.
– Family.
– A healthy Arian Foster.
– The Dallas Cowboys somehow blowing a chance to make the playoffs.
I personally find the Holidays hilarious, because there is so much chaos involved. So much build up, and then it’s over. It’s like, “Uh, what the hell was that all about?”
I get consumed in the madness like everyone else (because I’m American, and that’s what you’re supposed to do). In fact call me “Bob Ross”, because I go hard in the paint, during the Holidays. Work Holiday party, huge family Christmas, getting drunk, yelling obscenities at my TV during college bowl games, I even buy my dogs a Christmas present. It’s like “The American Holiday Dream” vomited all over me, and I can’t seem to get that smell out of my hair.
When the Holidays are over, it’s good to reflect over the madness, laugh at yourself, and the things around you. Here’s a look back at the Holiday week, Twitter style, in our “Tweets Of The Week”.
Omg cowboys hahhahahhahahahah. Hate to see anyone injured but hahahahahhaha.
— Alexandra (@AlexandraInTX)December 23, 2013
Munchak looks like he just rolled out from under the Christmas tree.pic.twitter.com/nI2YbVkeOc
— patrick (@PatDStat)December 26, 2013
Starting to believe in jinxes, black cats with antlers, Santa Claus, all that stuff:pic.twitter.com/dUlWlLUURM
— Kelly Dwyer (@KDonhoops)December 21, 2013
Good news: Texans season is almost over!
— Negro Bane/Tha Shark (@thashark316)December 23, 2013
Bad news: Get ready to be around folks who think they know about the Rockets.
I'd have a lot of respect for the Texans if they took a knee 45 times on Sunday and broke the huddle saying "1-2-3 ACAPULCO!"
— Matt Jackson (@MJ4Sports)December 23, 2013
Here's@ChandlerParsonstotally flirting with me at the@HoustonRocketsgame.pic.twitter.com/VfsNv91oJp
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5)December 24, 2013
The crowd at Toyota Center is very quiet. Owen Daniels would be proud.
— Susie (@hey_dudette)December 27, 2013
how does Chris Johnson look at himself in the mirror? Blames struggles on a team effort. They added Levitre and Warmack. You suck
— Mike Meltser (@MikeMeltser)December 27, 2013
Ask this question once a week, but seriously how is Jay Glazer not a character from Mike Tyson's Punchout?pic.twitter.com/85ZBdQKNZ1
— Tim Ryan🦤 (@TheSportsHernia)December 20, 2013
Thoughts while watching "Christmas Vacation": "Man, Randy Quaid is really good at playing a little deranged... oh, right."
— George Santos L Halper (@RuckCohlchez)December 26, 2013
Merry Christmas San Antonio
— Stephen Naron (@stephennaron)December 26, 2013
And your "river" smells like my toilet post Taco Bell
#RedNationChristmas
According to sources, NBA to consider players wearing snuggies next Christmas.
— Matt Thomas (@SportsMT)December 26, 2013
Merry Christmas everyone, gonna drink three bottles of wine and throw up in the fireplace! *two thumbs up gesture*
— girl with a truck (@hairicaaa)December 24, 2013
Only 3,624,296 more Facebook posts about Phil Robertson until Christmas!
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey)December 24, 2013
Merry Christmas to all, from the crew at Astros Daily!pic.twitter.com/LpsSFc0ZhC
— Astros Daily (@AstrosDaily)December 25, 2013
Happy Holidays from House Of Houston, and my dog Belle (above).
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