Here’s a fun fact: if you’re a male, from Canada, and fail as a hockey player, you’re automatically forced to into figure skating. This tradition started back in 1887, when Victor Louis-Maxime was beat up at a local pub, after giving up the game winning goal against the Dryden Maple Icicles. Legend has it that Maxime ate 8 lbs of beaver tails and turtle legs… I don’t know where I am going with this… None of that is true. I’ll let myself out.
Here’s HOH Tweets of the Week:
Do I feel sorry for those Lakers? Nope Lets go Rockets, let’s go! #RedNation
— Lidia (@Olidcortes86) February 20, 2014
— Weslie (@WesLeeB) February 20, 2014
— Nick Mathews (@Nick_Mathews) February 19, 2014
— Adam Clanton (@adamclanton) February 20, 2014
— Jeff Luhnow (@jluhnow) February 17, 2014
— Jen Jett (@jenjetty) February 12, 2014
the statue of liberty is the only female who’s had more dudes inside of her than my mom
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) February 21, 2014
Coming up after the break, we answer the question: Could playing with balloons kill your child? *break* It can’t.
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) February 20, 2014
I’ve been trying to open the same pistachio since I was 9.
— MJ (@sucittaM) February 14, 2014
Is your cat about to leave you? What to look out for: http://t.co/QvzlKNQzbd
— David Thorne (@27bslash6) February 21, 2014
Here’s me looking for murders pic.twitter.com/dCCCmSQTbu
— Denise! (@StellaRtwot) February 19, 2014
Is it okay to contact the “Craigslist Killer” with unsolicited services or offers?
— Mark Leggett (@markleggett) February 19, 2014
Here in the UK they call math “maths” and sports “sport” it’s like what the hell is even happening?!
— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) February 18, 2014
Seems rather unfair that after hours of painful contractions, they make you take a baby home too.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) February 18, 2014
This “Best Boyfriend Ever” dude is fooling like half the chicks I’m friends with on Facebook.
— Cameron (@Cameron_Slade) February 18, 2014
For sale: butt sex coupon, kinda sticky
— lafix (@lafix) February 14, 2014
I am the gas station rose of people
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) February 14, 2014
I like that one sport where 4 dudes push a missile wearing full body spandex into an ice shoot while sitting in the “crash” position.
— Morgan Ensberg (@MorganEnsberg) February 10, 2014
Combine appetizer. Top QB prospects “Off Target” pass attempts. pic.twitter.com/By0dEiDosa
— John Pollard (@JPSTATS) February 19, 2014
Good lord…what a stupid comment! RT @fbgchase K. Whisenhunt isn’t interested in FB analytics because, quote, it can’t “guarantee” success.
— John Harris (@jharrisfootball) February 18, 2014
Yup, they’re still there…dirty and sweaty but there pic.twitter.com/x2jcaKCq0J
— Jayme Lamm (@jaymelamm) February 19, 2014
— Leila Rahimi (@leilarahimiCSN) February 14, 2014
— Bun B (@BunBTrillOG) February 14, 2014