January 25, 2013; Ko Olina, HI, USA; AFC kicker Phil Dawson of the Cleveland Browns (4) and AFC quarterback Matt Schaub of the Houston Texans (8) smile for their team photo at AFC media day for the 2013 Pro Bowl at the JW Marriott Ihilani Resort. Mandatory Credit: Kyle Terada-USA TODAY Sports

HOH: Tweets of The Week


 

 

HOH: Tweets Of The Week is brought to you by, #JoseAltuve #FaceOfMLB.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hold on to your asses. Astros fans are bringing the heat, and Jeff Lunhow is leading the charge. This played out like a scene from the movie Tombstone.

Jeff Lunhow: All right, Selig… you called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it! You see that?
[pulls open his coat, revealing Houston Astros' Jersey]

Jeff Lunhow: It says Houston Astros!

Bud Selig:  [terrified, pleading] Lunhow, please, I…

Jeff Lunhow:  [referring to Yadier Molina votes, laying dead] Take a good look at’em, Bud… ’cause that’s how they’re gonna end up!

[extends leg, and shoves Selig down roughly with his Skechers Shape Ups]

Jeff Lunhow: The Cardinals are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I troll the man wearin’ it!
[lets Selig up to run for his life]

Jeff Lunhow: So run, you suit… RUN! Tell all the other clubs that Houston’s comin’!
[shouts]

Jeff Lunhow: You tell ‘em I’M coming… and hell’s coming with me, you hear?…
[louder]
Jeff Lunhow: Hell’s coming with me!
 
Here’s a few others from the week.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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