HOH: Tweets of The Week
HOH: Tweets Of The Week is brought to you by, #JoseAltuve #FaceOfMLB.
RT if you like #JoseAltuve and puppies! A vote for Jose, is a vote for puppies! #FaceofMLB pic.twitter.com/G8c8XLXhme
— Houston Astros Orbit (@OrbitAstros) January 30, 2014
Calling all Astros fans and Altuve fans... retweet this in support of #JoseAltuve as the #FaceofMLB
— Jeff Luhnow (@jluhnow) January 30, 2014
Best of luck to Jose Altuve in the 1st round of #FaceofMLB, but I don't think he really has a shot against #YadierMolina.
— viva el birdos (@vivaelbirdos) January 30, 2014
I could get a lot more #JoseAltuve #FaceofMLB voting done if it wasn't for work.
— Cockroach (@cockroachHOU) January 30, 2014
You're undecided about #FaceofMLB? Ask yourself: has Yadier Molina ever been kidnapped by an eagle? #JoseAltuve has. pic.twitter.com/NO3b9hZW7V
— Archbishop Deshaies (@HouCounterplot) January 30, 2014
I'm losing tons of followers today because of this, but it's totally worth it #JoseAltuve #FaceofMLB
— Troy Dilworth (@thatgeekTroyD) January 30, 2014
something we can all agree on? vote for #JoseAltuve #FaceofMLB (full credit to @HouCounterplot for the idea) pic.twitter.com/lc56D7CXgU
— Ryan Dunsmore (@Duns_more) January 30, 2014
"Whatcha doin?"
— Tyler Stafford (@tylercstafford) January 30, 2014
Just voting #JoseAltuve for #FaceofMLB pic.twitter.com/J9AZJcImij
If this isn't the #FaceofMLB, we don't know what is. RETWEET if you agree! #YadierMolina pic.twitter.com/h7GFbZiGtC
— St. Louis Cardinals (@Cardinals) January 30, 2014
Fixed it for you RT @Cardinals: If this isn't the #FaceofMLB, we dont know what is. RETWEET if you agree! #JoseAltuve pic.twitter.com/uuYIJXEBsP
— Lee White (@Lee_White73) January 31, 2014
Must. Tweet. Once. More.. Vote #JoseAltuve as the #FaceofMLB before passing out tonight!
— Sarah Burchett (@sgl_burchett) January 31, 2014
#Josealtuve #faceofmlb #partylikeits2005 pic.twitter.com/9xhux4Mfn3
— Ryan Dunsmore (@Duns_more) January 31, 2014
Victory! #JoseAltuve #FaceofMLB pic.twitter.com/zd0imcVZNF
— Ryan Dunsmore (@Duns_more) January 31, 2014
Vote For Jose! #FaceofMLB #JoseAltuve @MLBNetwork @JoseAltuve27 @HouseOfHouston pic.twitter.com/qLRD9NEd6W
— Darth Texan (@DarthTexan) January 31, 2014
Confirmed that Page 9 of @jluhnow's 25-page plan to rebuild the Astros was "Use Jose Altuve to defeat Yadier Molina in the #FaceOfMLB "
— Thickie Don (@AstrosCounty) January 31, 2014
Astros people, congratulations on your strong stand against neck tattoos. Also, I'm unfollowing all of you for the next month.
— Zachary Levine (@zacharylevine) January 31, 2014
Whoa! Altuve upsets Yadi in #MLBNHotStove Face of MLB competition.
— Ken Rosenthal (@Ken_Rosenthal) January 31, 2014
@Ken_Rosenthal the take over begins pic.twitter.com/zuEmLTHHGb
— Ryan Dunsmore (@Duns_more) January 31, 2014
Ron Burgundy only has 3 objectives in life. #JoseAltuve #FaceofMLB pic.twitter.com/67nEPY7Vei
— Houston Astros (@astros) January 31, 2014
Hold on to your asses. Astros fans are bringing the heat, and Jeff Lunhow is leading the charge. This played out like a scene from the movie Tombstone.
Jeff Lunhow: All right, Selig… you called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it! You see that?
[pulls open his coat, revealing Houston Astros’ Jersey]
Jeff Lunhow: It says Houston Astros!
Bud Selig: [terrified, pleading] Lunhow, please, I…
Jeff Lunhow: [referring to Yadier Molina votes, laying dead] Take a good look at’em, Bud… ’cause that’s how they’re gonna end up!
[extends leg, and shoves Selig down roughly with his Skechers Shape Ups]
Jeff Lunhow: The Cardinals are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I troll the man wearin’ it!
[lets Selig up to run for his life]
Jeff Lunhow: So run, you suit… RUN! Tell all the other clubs that Houston’s comin’!
[shouts]
Jeff Lunhow: You tell ’em I’M coming… and hell’s coming with me, you hear?…
[louder]
Jeff Lunhow: Hell’s coming with me!
Here’s a few others from the week.
@ry_borg @HouseOfHouston Sure. Berkman was
— Morgan Ensberg (@MorganEnsberg) January 31, 2014
@MorganEnsberg @HouseOfHouston I'm going to quote you on that.
— Ryan (@ry_borg) January 31, 2014
When u have a dream Matt schaub still the starting Qb next season pic.twitter.com/ybR4tNbmpZ
— 2x World Series Champions (@Texanstradamus) January 31, 2014
This just in -- We have an urgent message from Ray Finkle regarding tomorrow's Super Bowl:
— Fandango (@Fandango) February 1, 2014
"Laces OUT!" pic.twitter.com/x1s5RxpPJX
So so so pleased with the #Ravens hiring of Gary Kubiak
— Tyler Greever (@Tyler_Greever) January 28, 2014
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