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— Houston Astros Orbit (@OrbitAstros) January 30, 2014
You’re undecided about #FaceofMLB? Ask yourself: has Yadier Molina ever been kidnapped by an eagle? #JoseAltuve has. pic.twitter.com/NO3b9hZW7V — Archbishop Deshaies (@HouCounterplot) January 30, 2014
Astros people, congratulations on your strong stand against neck tattoos. Also, I’m unfollowing all of you for the next month. — Zachary Levine (@zacharylevine) January 31, 2014
— Houston Astros (@astros) January 31, 2014
Hold on to your asses. Astros fans are bringing the heat, and Jeff Lunhow is leading the charge. This played out like a scene from the movie Tombstone.
Jeff Lunhow: All right, Selig… you called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it! You see that?
[pulls open his coat, revealing Houston Astros' Jersey]
Jeff Lunhow: It says Houston Astros!
Bud Selig: [terrified, pleading] Lunhow, please, I…
Jeff Lunhow: [referring to Yadier Molina votes, laying dead] Take a good look at’em, Bud… ’cause that’s how they’re gonna end up!
[extends leg, and shoves Selig down roughly with his Skechers Shape Ups]
Jeff Lunhow: The Cardinals are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I troll the man wearin’ it!
[lets Selig up to run for his life]
Jeff Lunhow: So run, you suit… RUN! Tell all the other clubs that Houston’s comin’!
Jeff Lunhow: You tell ‘em I’M coming… and hell’s coming with me, you hear?…
Jeff Lunhow: Hell’s coming with me!
Here’s a few others from the week.
— Morgan Ensberg (@MorganEnsberg) January 31, 2014
My husband won’t watch the Super Bowl with me tomorrow because I think both teams will win if they play hard — jon (@senderblock23) February 1, 2014
— Max Grossfeld (@MaxGrossfeld) January 28, 2014
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