Look at that guy right there. No, not the guy with the Gatorade in his hand. The guy with the beard. Wouldn’t you just love to know what him and Kevin Durant are laughing about? I’m going to give it a shot (no pun intended):
“Hey bro, did you see how I went 10 for 30 the other night? LOLS!!”
“Everyone on the Pelicans was guarding me and I still shot the ball!”
“Pass? Play Defense? HAHAHA! I just laughed so hard I peed myself a little!”
“So the other day, I called Omer, Judge Reinhold. It was LOLS for days.”
There’s no doubt that James Harden is the best shooting guard in the league. There’s just something about him that annoys me, that I can’t quite put my finger on. OH WAIT! I GOT IT! Everything else he does besides score.
If you’re familiar with my posts, you already know that I have a love/hate relationship with James Harden. I wrote a blog post earlier this month, ranting about how Harden has dissociative identity disorder (he’s two different players). If only Harden could master something else besides scoring… I don’t know… like play defense or something?
Hi James Harden, if you’re listening… be more than a one trick pony. I promise, no more hating. Show me some effort, and I’ll delete each one of my “Hater” blog posts and we will never speak of this again.
I took it to Twitter to see who loves James Harden and who hates him. It looks a little something like this:
LeBron James loves him some leftie Harden.
I love how James Harden plays! #leftie
— ℒℰℬℛᎾℕ ᎫᎯℳℰЅ (@Redwan615) January 16, 2014
Mr. Scroog not only loves Harden, but he loves the knicks players, Durant and Westbrook.
I Love Houston Rocket (James Harden) and love Knicks (Wesbrook, Kevin durant) aouhhhhh ! Est toi,dis moi quels sont t’est équipes préfèrées — Mr.Scroog (@MrScroog) January 14, 2014
(Hieroglyphic) A. (Hieroglyphic) swears their love to Harden
I swear I love James Harden — 〽.⭕.A.〽 (@Ketquan) January 13, 2014
Whiteboy and I, kind of see eye to eye, when it comes to Harden.
I love James harden but the dude doesn’t play defense and it weighs down the team #Rockets
— Jake B (@HCOwhiteboy) January 9, 2014
Trill Jackson, loves him some french fries and Harden
@MettaWorldPeace i love 15 french fries with a side of james harden ketchup
— TRILL JACKSON (@vjAllDay) January 10, 2014
Okay let’s see who hates James Harden.
Dan seems to hate Harden and Miley. Take it easy on Miley, Dan. She’s done nothing to you.
I hate James Harden and Miley Cyrus. — Dan Duangdao (@DanDuangdao) January 9, 2014
Whoa brah! Those are fighting words.
I hate how James Harden is so good, I hate how the Rockets are so good… I hate Dwight Howard tho — ヌエストロ・ゲイブリエル (ガルド) (@gvrdo) January 9, 2014
Meagan just lays it all there, with her hate for Harden.
yo I hate James Harden
— Meagan † (@ayomurrrrph) January 9, 2014
Seriously Dan! Your beef is with Harden not with Miley, leave her out of this. She has done nothing but great things to the pole licking industry.
I hate James Harden, Miley Cyrus, and this Jeep commercial.
— Dan Duangdao (@DanDuangdao) January 9, 2014
Amy, that’s kind of a low blow.
I hate James Harden. Mostly cause of his beard.. — Amy Urrabazo (@amy_urrabazo) January 9, 2014
I wonder what Jon thinks now…
The Rockets are giving James Harden a max contract? 1. I hate James Harden. 2. James Harden is not a max player. 3. I hate James Harden — Jon Roser (@Jon_Roser) October 28, 2012
This guys name is kind of awesome. CHAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m starting to hate James Harden..
— Chas Stallard (@ChasStallard7) May 2, 2013
Me: Jem the rockets have James Harden you hate him? Jem: Yea he looks like the guy from black eyes peas, I hate them too
— Justin Clark (@JPC1392) May 4, 2013
I have more love than hate for Harden. I’d say if anything, he’s just frustrating to watch at times.
Tune in next week folks, as I try to see why Dan hates Harden so much (I’ll be honest, I need to see why he hates Miley).
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