The Houston Rockets Should Trade James Harden
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Have you ever heard someone say something crazy? Wait, who am I kidding, of course you have, you live in America. Weāre full stupid opinions and self-rightiousness. For example, Iām typing a blog post right now. Someone is allowing me to tell you people my opinion.
But enough about me. Letās get back to the ācrazy chatterā.
Our Editor Yoni Pollak wrote about Ethan Sherwood Straussā quote:
"The Rockets will trade James Harden. Heās bad at defense and they care about things others donāt seek to quantify. I could see Houston trading Harden for some depth and high draft picks.ā"
Hereās what I really hate about that quote. The part where he says:
ā¦they (Houston Rockets) care about things others donāt seek to quantify. I could see Houston trading Harden for some depth and high draft picks.ā
*Long sighā¦ staring at laptop screen without blinking*
Pet Peeve #248: Unjustified logic.
If youāre going to say something thatās going to make people look at you funny. At least have the (expletive) common courtesy to throw some intelligence behind your statement.
Doug Stanhope is probably one of the most offensive comics out there. He has views that raise eyebrows. A lot of people are not going to agree with him. If you really listen to him talk about a subject that heās passionate about, at first glance it sounds nuts. By the time heās finished with his point, youāre often left second guessing your first thought.
For example:
If marriage didnāt exist, would you invent it? Would you go āBaby, this (expletive) we got together? Itās so good we gotta get the government in on this (expletive). We canāt just share this commitment between us. We need judges and lawyers involved in this (expletive), baby. Itās hot!ā ā Doug Stanhope
And before anyone gets worked up, yes, Stanhope is married. And no, Iām not married. (Babe, if youāre reading thisā¦one dayā¦I promise. Kisses, hearts, lols)
The Houston Rockets care about things that other teams donāt seem to quantify? Yeah, when youāre a couple of pieces away from building a legit team, you care about those things (depth and draft picks). The last time I checked the Houston Rockets have two of the Top 10 players in the league. Morey isnāt stupid. Heās not just going to trade players because he wants to hoard picks and depth players.
Youāre never going to catch Daryl Morey on āHoarders: Buried Aliveā.
Sorry, Ethan Sherwood Strauss, your logic is ass backwards. Although, Iām on board with trading James Harden. Iām not attached to Harden in Houston. Trading Harden would have to be worth it, now, not next season.
Knocking on the way that James Harden plays defense would be too easy. So Iām not even going down that road. I mean, just look at the picture to the right (courtesy of @DarthTexan), ānough said!
Whatās a shooting guards main job? Itās to score points. And James Harden can score points. So heās doing his job. Itās how he does his job, that makes me more than okay to trade him away.
Letās start with the obvious, his obsession with holding onto the basketball. I find this extremely annoying.
Harden reminds me of Gollum/Smeagol from Lord of The Rings. The basketball is The One Ring. āMy Preciousā¦ā
The similarities between Gollum/Smeagol and Harden are kind of startling. His brain is split down the middle. One side of the brain is Harden, the player that knows how to be a team player. On the other side is āThe Beardā, a selfish player.
āThe Beardā is a slave to the basketball. He has the illusion that possessing the ball is some great power. He thinks that he is leading the team, when actually hurting them, by jacking up shots, and making silly turnovers.
The team isnāt able to get into a rhythm when āThe Beardā shows up. They put in a ton of effort trying to create space on the floor through three quarters. When the fourth quarter arrives, they stand around on offense. Theyāre not motivated. All of their hard work is being wasted so āThe Beardā can shoot. The team begins to slowly implode and starts to only shoot three pointers.
Iām a firm believer that great players should make teammates better. āThe Beardā doesnāt make anyone around him better. In fact, Iām surprised Omer Asik didnāt put Harden in the āTorture Rackā last season, after Harden cost them a few games.
āThe Beardā is sloppy a player. He drives the lane, starts flailing his arms in the air, trying to draw foul. His acting skills when trying to draw a foul, are comparable to a Cinemax softcore porn actress. Itās embarrassing. A bunch of movement and bumping, topped with an awkward yelp. Itās far from believable.
Iāve seen āThe Beardā lose control of the ball one time and then fall down and grab his eye. I couldnāt tell if he was trying to draw a foul or if he just wanted to lay on the ground so he would have an actual excuse,not to play defense.
Lastly āThe Beardā is not clutch. I hate it when the Rockets have the ball with 20 seconds left during any quarter. āThe Beardā demands the ball. Then winds down the clock to the very last second and tosses up a shot most of the time he misses.
The scariest similarity about Gollum/Smeagol and Harden is his physical transformation. He went from a clean shaved kid coming out of high school to full blown āHomeless Ed Reed beardā. The more attention he got, the longer his facial hair sprouted.
The Harden side of his brain however, is a ton of fun to watch. Heās fun to watch because heās having fun. He makes playing ball look effortless. He makes it about the team and not about him.
I have a love/hate relationship when it comes to James Harden. I see a good player thatās not going to put in the effort to become a complete all around player. Being one dimensional could eventually hurt the Houston Rockets in the long haul.
James Harden āThe Beardā, is why he should be traded. Not because Morey wants role players and draft picks.
In the next couple of days or so we will put together a list of players the Houston Rockets should aim for if they decided to trade James Harden.
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