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House Of Houston - Tweets of the Week

The 2013 Holiday season is almost over. Which means we’re going to have to wait another year to hear/see/do the following:

- Some poor soul getting trampled at Walmart.
- The Houston Texans play a meaningful game in December.
- Struggling with candy cane wrappers.
- NBA Christmas Jerseys.
- Dodging the Salvation Army Santa.
- Andre Johnson holiday receipts.
- Family.
- A healthy Arian Foster.
- The Dallas Cowboys somehow blowing a chance to make the playoffs.

I personally find the Holidays hilarious, because there is so much chaos involved. So much build up, and then it’s over. It’s like, “Uh, what the hell was that all about?”

I get consumed in the madness like everyone else (because I’m American, and that’s what you’re supposed to do). In fact call me “Bob Ross”, because I go hard in the paint, during the Holidays. Work Holiday party, huge family Christmas, getting drunk, yelling obscenities at my TV during college bowl games, I even buy my dogs a Christmas present. It’s like “The American Holiday Dream” vomited all over me, and I can’t seem to get that smell out of my hair.

When the Holidays are over, it’s good to reflect over the madness, laugh at yourself, and the things around you. Here’s a look back at the Holiday week, Twitter style, in our “Tweets Of The Week”.



















Happy Holidays from House Of Houston, and my dog Belle (above).

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