The 2013 Holiday season is almost over. Which means we’re going to have to wait another year to hear/see/do the following:
– Some poor soul getting trampled at Walmart.
– The Houston Texans play a meaningful game in December.
– Struggling with candy cane wrappers.
– NBA Christmas Jerseys.
– Dodging the Salvation Army Santa.
– Andre Johnson holiday receipts.
– A healthy Arian Foster.
– The Dallas Cowboys somehow blowing a chance to make the playoffs.
I personally find the Holidays hilarious, because there is so much chaos involved. So much build up, and then it’s over. It’s like, “Uh, what the hell was that all about?”
I get consumed in the madness like everyone else (because I’m American, and that’s what you’re supposed to do). In fact call me “Bob Ross”, because I go hard in the paint, during the Holidays. Work Holiday party, huge family Christmas, getting drunk, yelling obscenities at my TV during college bowl games, I even buy my dogs a Christmas present. It’s like “The American Holiday Dream” vomited all over me, and I can’t seem to get that smell out of my hair.
When the Holidays are over, it’s good to reflect over the madness, laugh at yourself, and the things around you. Here’s a look back at the Holiday week, Twitter style, in our “Tweets Of The Week”.
Omg cowboys hahhahahhahahahah. Hate to see anyone injured but hahahahahhaha.
— Alexandra Ellis (@AlexandraInTX) December 23, 2013
Munchak looks like he just rolled out from under the Christmas tree. pic.twitter.com/nI2YbVkeOc
— PDS (@PatDStat) December 26, 2013
Biggio used steroids and Emma Watson just said she would marry me.
— Kennon Riley (@texasfury93) December 27, 2013
Starting to believe in jinxes, black cats with antlers, Santa Claus, all that stuff: pic.twitter.com/dUlWlLUURM
— Kelly Dwyer (@KDonhoops) December 21, 2013
Good news: Texans season is almost over! Bad news: Get ready to be around folks who think they know about the Rockets.
— Roy Baker (@thashark316) December 23, 2013
I’d have a lot of respect for the Texans if they took a knee 45 times on Sunday and broke the huddle saying “1-2-3 ACAPULCO!”
— Matt Jackson (@MJ4Sports) December 23, 2013
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) December 24, 2013
The crowd at Toyota Center is very quiet. Owen Daniels would be proud.
— Susie (@hey_dudette) December 27, 2013
how does Chris Johnson look at himself in the mirror? Blames struggles on a team effort. They added Levitre and Warmack. You suck
— Mike Meltser (@MikeMeltser) December 27, 2013
Ask this question once a week, but seriously how is Jay Glazer not a character from Mike Tyson’s Punchout? pic.twitter.com/85ZBdQKNZ1
— Tim Ryan (@TheSportsHernia) December 20, 2013
— jasoncollette (@jasoncollette) December 21, 2013
Thoughts while watching “Christmas Vacation”: “Man, Randy Quaid is really good at playing a little deranged… oh, right.”
— Nath Pizzolatto (@nath_on_fire) December 26, 2013
Merry Christmas San Antonio And your “river” smells like my toilet post Taco Bell #RedNationChristmas
— Stephen Naron (@stephennaron) December 26, 2013
According to sources, NBA to consider players wearing snuggies next Christmas.
— Matt Thomas (@SportsMT) December 26, 2013
Merry Christmas everyone, gonna drink three bottles of wine and throw up in the fireplace! *two thumbs up gesture*
— errkuh (@hairicaaa) December 24, 2013
Only 3,624,296 more Facebook posts about Phil Robertson until Christmas!
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) December 24, 2013
Merry Christmas to all, from the crew at Astros Daily! pic.twitter.com/LpsSFc0ZhC
— Astros Daily (@AstrosDaily) December 25, 2013
Don’t waste your wrapping paper. pic.twitter.com/nxF89OO5Oj
— M_A_C (@marcusdoesurmom) December 25, 2013
Happy Holidays from House Of Houston, and my dog Belle (above).